What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

what kind of dog can tiptoe

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

You idiot.

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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