- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What happens when you get hit in the face? You get hurt.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

Why did the fat guy pick up a noodle from the floor with his buttcheeks? He felt like pasta.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

Why did the... Timmy, your mother and I are both tired.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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