- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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