What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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