Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What do you get when two chickens cross a road? -Salmonella stricken hobos

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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What's better than getting second place in the paralympics? Having legs.

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Then help me understand Nero, people had the free and legal right to decide to be a part of our, or your society if you prefer, where has that option gone now? Where is the people that choose to believe in their own potential and in the one of their equals? Today we live in a society where its basically pop culture to dislike oneself, where it is considered narcissism to like oneself, and you know that we have both been affected, while those we considered allies before, have joined the same people that branded us evil.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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