- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Detroit has a low crime rate

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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