has anybody else just skipped to the short ones

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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What do you call a schizophrenic Clown surrounded by 10,000 Amish gangsters, all armed with dildos? I don't know, but it would be a heck of a sight, wouldn't it?

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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how do you make a plumber sad? tell him to pull up his pants

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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