- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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