Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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