- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was an avocado

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

why did the zebra cross the road?

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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