Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

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your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

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How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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