- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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