- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What's blue? The sky.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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