- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why so serious ?

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

A man was late for work, he came to a stop for his third red light. He stopped and waited for the red light to turn green then continued on his way to work.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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