what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?  Getting raped by a 10 foot scorpion.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Caolan and Eamon

A gay man watches football.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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