What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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Why did the old man go to the retirement home? The 75 year old man had a 45 year career in pluming and he thought it was a good time to retire after saving enough money to be happy and he could spend the rest of his life with his wife. The retirement home was also not that far away from his grandchildren so he liked the location and the home was also very clean and the workers seemed very nice. But this was just a visit to see if he liked it, he may live there soon.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Knock Knock Whos there Me Oh, come in

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

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How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

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Do the roar!

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

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Coke or Pepsi? Trick question, beer.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm drunk, I want Taco Bell.

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Anti Joke

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