- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

A man goes to the doctor and complains: "Doctor, my Viagra hasn't worn off! It's been over eight hours!" The doctor replies "You were bitten by a banana spider. You have one day to live.

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

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