Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

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Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

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Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

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Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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