- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Boy: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're accent sure sounds like it.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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