What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

thumb_up thumb_down -11

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down -11

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

thumb_up thumb_down -13

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why do mexicans get made fun of

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

thumb_up thumb_down -13

anti-joke.ru - russian style

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

thumb_up thumb_down -13

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops