- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

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