Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

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A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

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What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't a Ferrari in my garage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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