- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with men other than her husband.

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