- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Gay rights.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

my egg roll

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

What's better than a stick? A stone

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He has no legs.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

womens rights.

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??