A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

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Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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mikey is cute

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Is that a gun? Or are you forcing your boner into my back? Or is it something completely different that shares the physical characteristics of guns and boners?

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Why did the man fall off of his bike? Because he is a Sikh who was mistaken for a muslim after the events of 9/11. His neighbors for 5 years have turned on him and now are throwing rocks at him to alleviate their anger while he is biking to his minimum wage job as a janitor at the local burger king, trying to make money for a family that doesn't love him anymore

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whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

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what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why was the grandomther crying? She just got pepper sprayed.

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"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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why aren't doughnuts square? because they are round

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

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