- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

What's scarier than the most horrifying monster you can think of? The thought of Donald Trump becoming president!

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What's white and black and red all over A nun with a spear throug her head

your mom's stupid face is a dumb butthead. I hate you.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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What happens when a man runs naked into a bank? He doesn't get service because he isn't wearing shoes or a shirt

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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