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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it? A coconut.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop ? Dr Dre.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Q:What happens when you choke a smurf? A: Nothing because smurfs dont exist

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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