Hazel and Gus are two teenagers who share an acerbic wit, a disdain for the conventional, and a love that sweeps them on a journey. Their relationship is all the more miraculous given that Hazel's other constant companion is an oxygen tank, Gus jokes about his prosthetic leg, and they met and fell in love at a cancer support group.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

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What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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