- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

What kind of pizza did the world trade center order? Two cheese pizzas.

I Never apologize, I'm sorry, that's just me

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

this website is a bad joke

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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