- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What is covered in red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

G:nock nock B:come in!

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

Hitler walks in to pizza pizza, the manager asks how many? L

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

WHATS A SHIT HOLE MOUNTNORRIS !!!!!!!!!!

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

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