- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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