What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

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What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a fridge halfway through walking.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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What is long hard and woody? A tree.

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

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Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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