What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

woman's lacrosse

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Q:what does your face and this site have in common? A:both are poorly constructed

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

why girl die cancer

For every person with a broken heart, there is another person out there with a stapler <3 And that person really needs to staple their math papers together so they can turn them in.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

why can't timmy tie his shoes? Because timmy's an earth-worm

What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

Id like to apologize for the one below (near the end yeah at the very end yeah that near you fuck!) When I said I give candy to etc etc I did mean I do not give candy to... Well... Nothing male, and I do not apologize, thank you. Shortie: Me as a Sociopath vs Sociopath with faster gunplay: So A Sociopath moved into my neighborhood, he arrived at my place and said hey you? You the sociopa... "BOOM" Moral: Shoot first, listen later... And if you hear something keep shooting... Anyway that was not the Sociopath but I got him eventually.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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