- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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