- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

A storm be brewin!

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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