- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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