- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those who can not.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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