- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

What's better than finding Jesus in your room? Finding Chuck Norris in your bed.

Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

A: Knock Knock B: 7

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What's long and black? A long and black object.

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

a man walks into a bar, when he leaves he thinks he can hold his liquor and kills a mother and two children attempting to drive home.

Why did the man get go to sleep? He got hit in the face with a hammer.

Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

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