why does the man appear fat he is

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What did the man who brutally raped and murdered his infant daughter say? He didn't.

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How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

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Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

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Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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