What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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You know whats funny? Women's rights

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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How do I want to die? From Chuck Norris killing me, that would be an honor.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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getting a call from the hospital saying that your whole entire family was all killed in an explosion and they were killed from your best friend.

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

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Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

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Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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