There was once a Polish man who was extremely sad with life because people always made fun of him. He decided to do something about it. He sat down to contemplate the situation, and after a few hours, he thought, "I have never seen anyone making fun of Italians. So, if I start talking and behaving like them, no one will be able to make out that I am Polish and make fun of me." He went into isolation for three months and after a lot of practice, he walked confidently into a shop and said, "I am a very hungry. Give me some pepperoni and zucchini." Immediately, the man behind the counter said "Are you Polish?" This guy was taken aback and he repeated his request. The man behind the counter said, "Are you Polish or not?" This man was finally very ashamed and amazed at the shop owner's discerning ability and so he admitted to the fact after which he asked, "But how did you know?" The shopkeeper replied, "My grandmother was Polish. I could tell by your accent."

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So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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why did the man stop his bike he was having a heart attack

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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hi penis ham telephone

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ilglsdfbvklwbkvbsjklgvsdgbvilsdbklvbwdjkbvwdfseghrfvuowebg

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

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I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

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