- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Barman says to a horse at the bar ' Are you sad or upset?' Horse says 'No' Barman says 'Well why the long face?' Horse says 'Because I'm a horse'

6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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