question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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why was the boy sad his whole family just died in a plane crash

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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What will you never see? A white Guy that can jump.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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How do you perform CPR on a black person. OK, first come down. I wish I could ask why you turned to Anit Jokes.com to ask this question, but this is serious. First, check for any air blockages using two fingers, then...

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Houlocaust. What's worse than the Houlocaust? Nothing, the Haulocaust was one of the most horrible instances of inhumanity in recorded history.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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Do you play piano? No

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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A man travels to the park, and kills a person, throws them in a bag and runs away. He then travels to the grocery store, kills 2 people, throws them in a bag and walks away. He then travels to the gas station, kills 3 people and walks away. He keeps traveling around killing people until he has claimed 69 victims in all. From this, we can infer that he was a psychotic murderer with a perverted sense of humor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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