- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Q: whats the difference between a t.v and a dead baby? A: i don't have a t.v in my garage

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

Fight fire with with fire! That would be impossible, it'd just make the fire bigger. And probably kill you.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

there once was a man from Nantucket. I want to ride in a helicopter.

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What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

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