what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Q: What did the serial rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

An African American and an hispanic man are in a car, who's driving? No one, they are having sex

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

What do you do when you find a black guy bleeding on your porch? You should call an ambulance! This man is hurt!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

like this if you think what ever you want to..

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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