Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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why did jimmy's mom fall off the cliff? i dont know.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for his birthday? A bike

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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Why didn't the man walk done the stairs? Because he had no legs

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PENIS :)

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Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

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A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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