Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

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How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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