A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

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How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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