How many pastry chefs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. It's a fairly simple job.

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Three guys walk into a bar.....The fourth one ducks...

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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what is 3+3= 8

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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How do you get the neighborhood hoodlums to stop pushing you over in your wheelchair? Brutally murder their families in front of them.

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Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

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2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

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What happened after Will Ferrell took a dump? He wiped his ass and flushed.

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

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Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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