- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Your sex life.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

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