Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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black people

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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This is a joke.

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Turns out a man suffering from schizophrenia believes he is a bartender for animals as his health slowly declines as his family comes to visit him every day.

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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