Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

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Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Colin is gay but toasters are not

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A guy walks into a bar

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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What happens if you come across an elephant in the jungle?. You wipe it up What happens if an elephants comes across you in the jungle? Swim

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Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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