- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

deez nuts

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why didn't the parachute open? nevermind

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

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