Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

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Sex

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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Yo Mama's so fat when she fell out of the tree she hit the ground very, very hard.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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So one time there was this woman learning...

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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John Cena

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