Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

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How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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What did they gay chicken say to the straight chicken? .... nothing, chickens dont speek.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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An Irish man, Scots man and a Welsh man walk into a bar. The barman says, "what is this some kind of joke?!" Peter, who lives in Cardiff, returned home, depressed that he is viewed as some sort of clown. It reminded him of when he was a school boy; a giant spot appeared on his nose. The kids just laughed at him. "Don't worry Peter" he said to himself, "It will all be over now... He later hung himself. His family have been informed.

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A duck walks into a bar. The large African American male at table three punches the smaller Asian man at the bar because of a long standing and unfulfilled monetary debt. The Asian man procedes to pull out a concealed knife and repeatedly stab his assailant until he is dead. The duck orders several rounds of whiskey due to the fact that it has recently been fired from its job. Later that night, it took its own life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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