- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm so punny.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Okay.

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Adam Chebali is awesome

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? its a refridgerator Why did the third monkey jump out of the tree It thought it was a game

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