Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

a disabled man takes a walk in a park

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

so there was a frog a bear and a walrus... i forgot how the rest goes but they all die because of a nuclear holocaust

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What has four legs in the morning, three at noon, and two in the evening? A baby with leprosy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What ryhmes with turtle rape

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

roses are red turtles are random. cancer

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