Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

A pope meets another one

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

And you honored it I see :P

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Who does creatine? James Cornish

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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