- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

my mind's eye?

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

What did Luigi say to Mario? You look like a fat Mexican

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Honk if you're Amish!

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" the bartender asks. The horse kills everyone in the bar and stampedes the other horses into town.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Your momma is so fat, she has her own gravitational pull.

Yes 59 10 away from my faverite number....... 49

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Q: Why is daddy wrestling mommy? A: Well Jimmy, that is called sexual intercourse. That is how you were created, and many people of all ages engage in this activity every second.

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