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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

If Santa's not real, then who pees on the tree every morning?

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

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