What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

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If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

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Tucker Rivera

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What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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A man walks into a bar. He asks for a beer. One of the bar tenders twlls him they are all out. He takes out his gun. He has 1 bullet and there are 3 bar tenders. He wants to kill them all. What does he do? A: Shoots 1 and pegs bricks at the other two.

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

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What did the Shark attack victim say just before she died from her injuries? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why are New Yorkers hated on so much? Becuase the Yankees suck ass.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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What does the kid with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A: arms and legs

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