- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

What do you call a fat man who can turn slim? I don't know

Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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