Justin with a hat.

Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

Once, I went to Peru.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

knock knock who's there ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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