- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

knock knock who's there ?

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

why did the zebra cross the road?

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

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