- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Whats the sad thing about 4 black guys going over a cliff in a car? It was my car!

Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Roses are red.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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