Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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how much fish could a chicken

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

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What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

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What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Just friends, they too pretend to be you and copy the way you write and express yourself, I told them to stop though, Azure threatened someone here a cultist of sorts I think, that does not exactly put us in a better light with the people that where getting our messages, and yes they are coded, I sincerely had no idea though,

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

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What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

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Sir, your wife is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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