What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

I put my baby in a microwave.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

What's red and smells like green paint? Red Paint

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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