Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Caramel Boing.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Your momma;s so fat she stepped on the scale and said one at a time please!

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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