What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

What's yellow, black, and makes you laugh? A bus full of black people going off a cliff.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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