What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

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One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

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Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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The boy asks his dad if he can make him a sandwitch The dad reply's " no thats your moms job"

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

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So Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station....

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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