- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person1: Have you heard about the girraffe who doesn't eat Georgia peaches? Person2: yes. Person1: Oh, never mind then.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why was 6 scared of me? cause i ate 9

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