Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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How do you kill Osama Bin Laden? Get The Navy Seals To Infiltrate his compound.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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whos a sick fuck? jake morris

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

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Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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WTF THINKING: "If you are going trough hell go back to where the path to hell began just get the fuck out of there you stupid dumbass muddaf0cker" "If you feel life is pushing you five steps back for each one you go forward, just turn your fucking back to your goal and you will get there in no time" "Never ever ever ever ever give up" -Fucking inspiring when you just give up after a certain number of "evers" "IT IS BETTER TO REIGN IN HEAVEN THAN TO SERVE IN HEAVEN!" "I forgot the rest" Nero the ONLY moralman (Fuck Neronism and they copying my shit, I am the only psychopath animal theRAPIST in town! (Female animals only, you think I am a pervert or something? Be ashamed you perverted deviant!)

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What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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