Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

One, two, three, four and five

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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