- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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