- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

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