- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and ryhmes with snoop? Dr. Dre

If a tree falls on a deaf person, does anyone care?

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

why do some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because they can be extreamly delishus and satisfying to eat. Why dont some people of all races enjoy American foods? Because then we would all be too big to fit on earth.

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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