- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

So a baby seal walks into a club

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Why was Barack Obama wearing a Justin Bieber T-Shirt and slapping you with a pitchfork? Because you didn't listen to me when I told you to stop doing shrooms

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Q: What do you get when you cross a chimpanzee and a zebra. A: A crossover between a chimpanzee and a zebra, mixed together.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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