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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I enjoy Popcorn

Yes, it's for the patiënt in the other room.

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The Big Bang. -BG_Shank_A

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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