What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

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Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

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What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

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Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

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What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

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Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because chad makes babies cry.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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What's taters, precious? The potato is a starchy, tuberous crop from the perennial Solanum tuberosum of the Solanaceae family.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE HAVING A MYOCARDIAL INFARCTION? Dead

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Person A: Knock Knock Person B: Who's there? Person A: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest. Open the door. Person B: It's the police, we have a warrant for your arrest, open the door wh-- Suddenly the door is smashed open. Tear gas grenades are rolled in, temporarily blinding Person B. He is then dragged out of his apartment by nine federal agents who proceed to beat him and throw him into the back of an FBI van.

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A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

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Knock knock Who's There Sally Sally who? Sally who .got hit with a fridge and fell off a tree because I have no arms. Sorry, I do not know you.

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So a duck walks into a pharmacy and says "i need some ointment for my beak, its rather chapped." and the Pharmacist said "Sorry we don't have anything for ducks here."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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