- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

So a bar walks into a man...

what did jacob say to coach a joke

Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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