- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Whats big, grey, and cant climb trees? A carpark

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

How do you keep a woman from driving your car? Shoot her.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did Todd have intimacy problems? He was molested as a child.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

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