I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

Why was the girl running out of the school? Because her principal was trying to rape her.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Amanda Knox walks home free.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

jack and jill went up a hill so jack could lick jills candy but jack got a shock and a mouth full of C O C K cause jill's real name was randy... ... and joe diragi liked it

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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